Wednesday, January 24, 2007

What the "F***"!!!

This one is a speech by an Osho Guru :

"F*** is one of the most beautiful words. English language should be proud of it….
I don’t think any other language has any such beautiful word.
One of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word F***. It is a magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
In language, it falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive—John f***ed Mary—and intransitive—Mary was f***ed by John. And as a noun: Mary is a fine f***!
It can be used as an adjective. Mary is f***ing beautiful. As you can see, there are not many words with the versatility of the word f***! Besides the sexual meaning, there are also the following uses.
“Fraud: I got f***ed at the used car lot!
“Ignorance: F*** if I knew!
“Trouble: I guess I’m f***ed now!
“Aggression: F*** you!
“Displeasure: What the f*** is going on here!
“Difficulty: I can’t understand this f***king job!
“Incompetence: He is a f*** off!
“Suspicion: What the f*** are you doing!
“Enjoyment: I had a f***ing time!
“Request: Get the f*** out of here!
“Hostility: I’m going to knock your f***ing head off!
“Greeting: Who the f*** are you!
“Apathy: Who gives a f***!
“Innovation: Get a bigger f***ing hammer!
“Surprise: F***, you scared the shit out of me!
“Anxiety: Today is really f***ed!
And it is very healthy too. If every morning you do it as a transcendental meditation… just when you get up… the first thing… repeat the mantra, f*** you, five times… it clears the throat… that’s how I keep my throat clear…"

1 comment:

Unknown said...

A highly informative post..
Looking forward to more of your researches on the English language with other words..
like shit,ass,etc. etc.